In a small town where nothing extraordinary ever happens, a local teen’s bizarre excuse for an unexpected pregnancy has ignited the birth of a new religious m| The Crustian Daily
In a revelation that’s sure to fuel countless conspiracy theories, reports have surfaced that Meta’s VR headsets come equipped with a hidden “Lizard Mode” designed exclusively for CEO Mark Zuckerberg. This mode, accessible only through a secret code known only to top Meta executives, allegedly transforms the VR landscape into an otherworldly environment tailor-made for Zuckerberg’s supposed “reptilian” tendencies.| The Crustian Daily
In a shocking new update, Tesla has reportedly introduced a feature that forces drivers into controlled crashes, all in the name of "education." According to Te| The Crustian Daily
The 2024 election could be the most consequential in history—literally out of this world, if the latest rumors are to be believed. In a scenario that sounds more like a sci-fi blockbuster than real…| The Crustian Daily
