If you've made this far into 2025, congratulations! You are one stubborn human being. It's getting harder and harder to wake up and get out of bed without yelling "fuck this" to no one in particular, and hiding under the covers. It feels almost uncouth for me to write about cybersecurity when there are more pressing matters at hand, but I am not qualified to talk about other things. I'm probably not qualified to talk about cybersecurity either, but you all have been kind enough to indulge me,...| CrankySec