Elon Musk Just Bought Out Twitter So RIP To Its Unions
A win for late-stage capitalism!| PEDESTRIAN.TV
A win for late-stage capitalism!| PEDESTRIAN.TV
In the most relatable move Elon Musk has made in years, he’s emerged from a [redacted] hole to stare in horror at what he’s posted.| PEDESTRIAN.TV
First come the screenshot receipts, next comes a series of 8-minute TikToks á la Anna Paul and Mikaela Testa.| PEDESTRIAN.TV
The latest episode of the Real Housewives of the White House is set to feature the "make-up" phase of Donald Trump and Elon Musk's feud.| PEDESTRIAN.TV
Apparently, no one could figure out how to turn it off.| PEDESTRIAN.TV
From threats of a punch on to a literal dick measuring contest, this story is my Lord Of The Rings.| PEDESTRIAN.TV
Conservative political influencer Ashley St. Clair claimed to have given birth to Elon Musk’s child five months ago in secret. Amidst claims she “baby-trapped” the billionaire, she is currently taking him to court for full custody of the child and proof of paternity.| PEDESTRIAN.TV
