I’m starting to think that my toaster might have fallen in love with me. I get that not everyone will think this is possible, but I believe it’s true. It’s always pleased to see me, giving off cheerful sounds when I greet it in the morning by slotting in the bread, and now I’ve told it what I like it tries really hard to give me exactly what I want. Sometimes I have to tell it to try again once or twice, but honestly, it’s really good!| My place to put things