Carlisle: people with taste, decency, an education, self respect, no criminal record/warnings and a car worth more than £10 need not apply.| iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed
Carlise: a land you will never forget and unless you have a raging drug problem, you will never visit again.| iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed
The in-breeding capital of the UK. Smelling of sh*te, this is the place where the farmers meet to moan about how badly off they are.| iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed