Eim haBanin Semeicha by R. Yisachar Shlomo Teichtel| Kotzk Blog
A rambunctious Albanian culture-enricher in the German city of Linz am Rhein became a little overheated in his zeal for his religion, and tried to enter a police station with a machete, hoping to slaughter some infidel policemen. Fortunately, the officers at the station were able to hold him between two doors, where he remained trapped until more highly skilled police could be summoned from an adjacent municipality.| Gates of Vienna