*** Aubri Kaufman, Emily Costa, Kirsti MacKenzie, Liz Abeling, M.M. Kaufman, and Terri Linn Davis are writing this from Barrelhouse Writer Camp while Aaron Burch glares at them over his morning cup of coffee. *** […]| Rejection Letters
Your Baby Shower is in 1 Day. 71 Total 6 Attending 19 Regrets 46 Not yet replied So sorry to be missing this! – Lee Reis Thank you for the invitation. I will make sure […]| Rejection Letters
Hello, Thank you so much for submitting. Unfortunately, this isn’t what I’m looking for. To be brutally honest, I’m looking for this story that came to me in a dream last year. I remember that […]| Rejection Letters
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*** Lauren Theresa is an ever-diverging creative, plant witch, trauma therapist, visual artist, queen of all trades, mom of 2, author of 3, and co-founder-instrument-of-chaos at Icebreakers Lit. Check out her books, art, and musings […]| Rejection Letters
Unfortunately, at this juncture, we are not able to offer you employment as a Bruce Springsteen impersonator. We assume your audition tape did not attach correctly— instead of an MP4 file of you singing a […]| Rejection Letters
Thanks for submitting to Regrettable, We regret to inform you that your measly $3.00 submission fee is simply not enough. We don’t get out of bed for less than $3,000, so put some zeros on it. For …| Rejection Letters
