The only dick pic that Rock ever sent me was shocking—but not in a sexy or inviting way. In a word, it was purple. “Does this look okay to you?” he asked, anxiously. “I feel like you’d know.” “I’ll Google,” I said. “But I don’t think your penis should look like an eggplant emoji.” At […] The post Stuck Between Rock and a Hard Place appeared first on AGEIST.| AGEIST