"Worst American government I’ve ever had the displeasure of living under."| The Daily Dot
"We invented text messages."| The Daily Dot
"This shouldn’t surprise you or anyone else."| The Daily Dot
Just, why?| The Daily Dot
"Wait, THAT Chris Hansen?"| The Daily Dot
"Is this your first time leaving the house?"| The Daily Dot
"I don’t know how anyone can do this job. I would be in tears every single day."| The Daily Dot
"The mockery is fun and all, but we're kind of in a literal crisis here."| The Daily Dot
"If buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing."| The Daily Dot