Read this short story here or download a DRM-free version for your e-reader: EPUB • MOBI • AZW3 If you like the story and would like to buy me a coffee, that would be mighty nice. They gave me a pencil to write with. It’s floppy and soft like a wet noodle. I didn’t know they made pencils like this. Can’t stab anyone with it, that’s the idea. Can barely write with it too, but it’s better than nothing.