When I was younger, I started watching the TV show House M.D., and I really liked it. At some point my mom asked me if I was more sarcastic since I started watching the show. I said of course not, I’ve always been extremely sarcastic. I was wrong. Watching House made being sarcastic cool. Using Twitter makes being snarky and not putting thought into things cool. So I’m quitting Twitter. I’m already snarky and not-thoughtful enough, I don’t need something to incentivize it for me.