tl;dr - If you clicked because of the title/description, you got jebaited (consider not falling for bait? I don’t know I fall for it too), but it’s not far off – this is a rant against using automation on F/OSS repositories to automatically close issues I’ll keep this short (originally I considered doing a tongue-in-cheek woke culture roleplay thing) because I just made a breakthrough in some other yak shaving (the Kubernetes storage provider tests round 2 series of posts).