Shit, I actually forgot about the telephone emoji in the prequel to this post. How could I? Since I'm already here, I might as well talk about more retro emojis and take you back to better days also known as "the nineties". If you believe one early essay of my schoolboy self, my mum was obsessed with the telephone back then. She could spend hours on the phone, talking with her girlfriends Gabi, Ute, Elke, my auntie or my granny. When one day, our household was hooked up to the internet, thing...