Now, if you’re wondering what this effusive title is all about, the novel follows the merry and convoluted escapades of one Prince Dietrich, a cowardly, spoiled, entitled, self-centered, prurient nobleman, who will do everything in his power to avoid responsibility and yet become king. This book is grim-fun, fun-dark, gunpowder-rich and laced in humor and wit. But most importantly, it’s the first book in a trilogy, and the holiday freebie allows you to get a good taste for the rest of the...