Abstract In this talk, we will discuss the Circonus telemetry platform’s architectural evolution from bare-metal to Google Cloud and the lessons learned from various design failures. As SREs, we use Service Level Objectives (SLOs) to manage Circonus and have faced numerous recursive lessons reflective of data handling complexities. Along this journey, we’ve committed several ‘crimes against computing’, and through this session, we aim to explore in detail the systems architecture from...