Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. – Dark Helmet Evildoers live longer and feel better. – Myself My writing has recently prompted an anonymous commenter to declare that people like me are what's wrong with the world. Oh joy! – finally, after all these years of doing evil, some recognition! Excited, I decided to share one of my battle-tested evil tips, which never ever failed evil me. Don't work on "easy" things An easy thing is a heads they win, t...
