Holiday repost! Clayton and I did this back in Dec of 2004. Interesting how much hasn’t changed. We’d have more “male” spouses now, something about loot crates and IAP, kissing up to steamers, and maybe change the last verse to be more “indie”, but its shockingly accurate years later. The Twelve Days of Crunch Time A poem by Gilbert and Kauzlaric On the twelfth day of crunch time, My project gave to me… Twelve cents in royalties, Eleven kiss-ass previews, Ten nerdy testers, Nine...
