We probably all know a lot of ‘Yo mama’ jokes. Simple and silly, yet funny. It is time for some slow website jokes. Here are some examples. Your website is so slow… … even sloths do not wait for it to finish loading. … it should have waiting music. … even ordering take-out has a lower TTFB. … gtmetrix.com crashes when you enter the URL. … it has a sub-zero score in Google Pagespeed. … Google ranks it last in its search engine. … it messes with the space-time continuum. …...
