It had been almost 30 years since I last went on a water slide. There was a water park near us growing up and we would occasionally go there when we’d get cheap tickets through a group rate or something; the park had dozens of water slides and I would enjoy going on each and every one of them. I haven’t really had the chance to go on a water slide since then, so when I saw the water park across the path from our hotel room, and knew I had a few hours before we had to get the little one fr...