So, a little bird told me that Rust 2024 is going to become stable today, along with Rust 1.85.0. In honor of this momentous event, I have penned a little ditty that I’d like to share with you all. Unfortunately, for those of you who remember Rust 2021’s “Edition: The song”, in the 3 years between Rust 2021 and now, my daughter has realized that her father is deeply uncool1 and so I had to take this one on solo2. Anyway, enjoy! Or, you know, suffer. As the case may be.
