Search has been getting less and less useful in recent years. With the rise of stochastic parrots and microplagiarism bots, the decline sped up rapidly. At this point, I hardly ever use search, because it takes ages, and very carefully crafted prompts to find anything useful. Instead, I have a carefully curated list of resources I can turn to in need. Now, this is all fine, but… something has been bugging me for a while: do I want to be part of this whole search mess? Do I want to let the b...