I vividly remember the first time I installed Linux. It was December 25th, 1996, and with tears running down my face, I put a SuSE Linux install disk into the floppy drive. Things were never the same again. During these years there were many ups and downs, almost three decades is a long time. I’ve learned a lot, I have grown a lot, and have a lot of stories to tell - some good, some bad. Today, as a celebration of the past twenty seven years, I will tell a funny one. A funny one in hindsigh...