I’m a Luddite (and so can you!), I viscerally hate when machines try to exploit me, whether they’re “AI”, “search engines”, or visitors from a particular “news” site full of techbros high on cryptocurrency. For the past few years, I’ve implemented various ways to combat them, some more successful than others. In this year 3191 of Our Lady Discord, I plan to migrate from my current server running Debian and nginx to one running NixOS and Caddy, and - naturally - I wish to bri...