Up to this point I have not followed through on my promise to offend everyone in general, and in particular, functional-programming-in-imperative-languages advocates. Everything’s been pretty positive about functional programming. This is where the tide is going to start to turn, but I’m going to lead into it a bit before getting really offensive. “Programmable Semicolons” Let’s talk about monads, and in particular, monads in their capacity as “programmable semi-colons”. If you ...
