POV: You’re a tourist flying into Melbourne airport at 3AM, after a combined 36-hour travel time from Europe. First things first, you’re instructed to fill out a paper declaration form which cannot be filled out online; the flight attendants didn’t have any pen to lend you, so you’ll just have to fill it out in the airport! When you land, you head to the arrivals hall, and find a line of about 40 people waiting for a pen from the single bench with two pens, attached with a cord (what ...