“If the oppossing faction’s candidate wins, then I’m moving to Canada/Mexico!” Had become a meme threat made by blowhards who find themselves on the losing end of a recent political [s]election. And I am always reminded of this third stage of grief in action whenever a new release of Windows looms on the horizon. You begin to hear a similar threat bandied all over the web: “If Microsoft adds $NEW_ANTIFEATURE/removes $THING_I_LIKE, then I’m switching to Linux!” ORLY? What is your...