Roissy shares a story: I’m standing in the cashier line. A young (late teens, early 20s) couple are ahead of me. Did not see a ring on her. Dorky man, bombshell blonde. He doesn’t look like he has a lot of money. Still, there they are, she’s all over him. WTF I wonder. At register, cashier tells dork the total. He motions to blondie, “Nope, she’s buying.” He walks off as she’s paying. She pays, skips after him, all smiles. Yup, mystery solved, I say to myself. Mothers (and Churc...