For weeks I’ve been stressed, trying to get ahead of a crisis, possibly of my own making. My office avocado tree has been dropping leaves, and looking so sad, and just generally clearly communicating “I’m dyinggggg,” and I’ve been in active triage mode trying to figure out what the fuck this lovely being is asking me for. I don’t know if it needed a monsoon or what, but in the past 2 weeks I have been watering it nearly daily and finally after only dropping leaves, it is growing n...
