ICFP 2024 will be upon us sooner than you might think! The call for papers closes on the 28th of February, and I wish everyone submitting good luck. Hopefully I will see you around Milan this upcoming September (at the OCaml Workshop, of course!) and to stave off your ICFP cravings until then, enjoy my account of last year's conference. The 28th ACM SIGPLAN International Conference on Functional Programming (ICFP) was held in Seattle, WA, US between 4-9 September 2023. Tarides was a silver sp...