The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a fantasy RPG in which you play as GedGerdGerald Geralt, a super masculine generic-white-man protagonist who grumbles everything he says like Batman. Hopefully you like Geribald, because you don’t get to customize him in any way. You’ll control Gabriel from a third-person perspective, awkwardly hovering over his right shoulder as he trudges around wherever it is that he lives. The map is large, so in order to spare you too much trudgery Giovanni has a horse tha...