Hipster geeks crack me up. A nice ancillary benefit of being in this industry is I get to read blog posts about interesting technical stuff which also include phrases such as: ...we developed a new monitoring script, called Stormcloud, to kill Unicorns when they ran out of control... ...Monit would still monitor the master Unicorn process, but Stormcloud would watch over the Unicorns... ...child death during request processing ... would cause that request and all requests queued in the mongre...