Oh baby reindeer I feel like a stalker around you I could be 15 in my dad’s Subaru Wondering if my UCAS was an excuse to move to the country that birthed you Baby reindeer I could be a lady guard You, a shoplifter in my Sephora My sense of duty zero to my sense of shame I’d let you olaplex that baby reindeer hair for free Baby reindeer I couldn’t admit I bought that toy gun Because you are just a boy and I no better than a nonce Baby reindeer thank you Writing without a broken heart Is ...