Originally from Ohio, Brett Williams is based in New York City and writes things on the Internet, so you should definitely trust him.
Brett grew up on a small farm, raising livestock and working the land. After graduating with a B.A. in English and Creative Writing from Kenyon College, Brett moved to Osnabruck, Germany to play professional football in the German Football League. When the season spent scoring touchdowns, Eurotripping, and honing his writing prowess by authoring the most mel...
