Here’s what you get for your no money. A bare piece of fibre (seems like two actually, but I dunno how fibre works really) and an empty box with a bag of cable ties, screws and a couple of terminators for the next guy. Most importantly: “LASER BEAM HAZARD INSIDE”. The map on my ISP website says that the area is still “building” so not available yet, but the latest data from the government authority responsible for the rollout says it was live for service on 26 September. So I emaile...