(Welcome to the Entertainment Strategy Guy, a newsletter on the entertainment industry and business strategy. I write a weekly Streaming Ratings Report and a bi-weekly strategy column, along with occasional deep dives into other topics, like today’s article. Please subscribe.) Sometimes, I wish I could let myself go wild rhetorically. Specifically, I would love to write crazy, hyperbolic headlines. I pull a lot of data cuts every week, and it ... Read MoreWell, Actually, The Streaming W...