People claim to have been crushed by love.I doubt it.Alien compression most likely, pressed for time,squeezed into a photo booth or lostin the grip of gravity. I often contemplatewhat 3 Gs might do to an unwary spine.But I won’t take the fall, there’s still spring in my step.Once on a field trip I gazed out the windowof a trans-galactic express and immense objectsappeared out of nowhere, threatening to demolish the ship.I rubbed my lucky wart and secured safe passagefor saint and sinner a...