There are no reports of Ents prior than a few years ago. This is because, while becoming an Ent is a recent trend among arboreal aristocracy, a fad spreading from root to root through slow but enthusiastic chemical gradients takes centuries to find enough followers. Imagine the outrage when some of the most radical ones decided that obsessing over us wasn't enough. They started to mimic us, reproducing that crazy expenditure of energy called "movement". It took a while, but now they have th...
