JavaOne Script Bowl (Weds. Oct. 5, 8:30am) is an annual event at JavaOne where various languages which run on the JVM get to showcase the best they have to offer in two short ~5 minute segments: technology and community. Ruby (via JRuby) has been involved in this event for the four years it has existed. This year we are facing off against Clojure, Scala, and Groovy. We are trying to prepare for this event and we need your help!