One of the sillier things I do with my computer is print a horse fortune every time I open a new shell, printed by the even sillier CLI tool ponysay. A long time ago, I downloaded a fortune database from horsefortun.es (RIP), a website full of posts by the Twitter (RIP) account @horseebooks (RIP). More recently, I added a fortune file of posts from “weird twitter”, which added a lot of excellent variety. Most recently, I added one more, of posts by the excellent @utilitylimb. Most famous ...