Last week, Americans watched a heavyweight slap battle between Elon Musk and Donald Trump. While few were surprised to see Musk and Trump part ways, the divorce became more entertaining with memes like one suggesting the Ukraine mediate their conflict and ensure Trump thank Elon for his donations. The DOGE Assumption of Easy Wins Behind this split lies the truth that there are no easy wins for eliminating unnecessary spending in bureaucracy. Except, DOGE workers thought it would be easy as we...