jesus christ dude. interminably long. six movies in one (derogatory). endlessly mugging for the camera, in both a metaphorical and literal sense. starts off with some of the dumbest lines ever written (continuing the trend of the JW series) placed within, i am not shitting you, a diegetic NowThis segment. characters just sort of Do Things arbitrarily in this. useless to make a list of the questions i had during this film because the answer to all of them was clearly "i dunno, seemed like it w...
