Fantastically stupid film. Way too long. Filled to the brim with utterly "why the fuck did they do that" sort of sequences. Why is there a full on five minute "drowning escape" sequence? Why did that one dinosaur just shake off literal lava? Why did those guys buy the indoraptor for that much money? Why did they make the indoraptor? Why did Zia say that she's never seen a dinosaur before? Why is Owen suddenly an action hero? Why is Wu evil now? Why are people protesting in favor of the compan...
