Here at the Alaskan Bunker of Woodshed Nation it has been brought to our attention that some of you down in America aren’t clear as to who are the victims and who are the terrorists over in the Middle East. Clearly, you’re not paying attention. Your great Israeli allies, aided by the media, Congress, and the curtailing of free speech, have made it easy. All you have to do is look for well-fed, well dressed people with yellow ribbons. Those are the victims. Skeletal people in rags are th...
