I’m sick of blog posts written by LLMs. Let’s go back to the good old days, when content was procedurally generated by real algorithms. From now on, I’m writing all my blog posts using Markov chains like a 1980s Usenet bot (specifically, this one). But first I’ve got to figure out how. With an algorithm description from Wikipedia and a tentative grasp on the Rust programming language, let’s get started.