It’s a well-known fact that the Internet is for cat pictures. There is extensive documentation of this in The Literature. However, with the rise of this whole new-fangled streaming video thing, a secondary purpose for the internet has arisen: streaming bird videos to cats. Of our 3 cats, 2 are essentially blind to TVs and monitors, but Sputnik is a huge fan. He’ll sit and watch the mouse pointer move if he has to, but streaming bird videos make his day. I would therefore like to announce ...