Hark! Who comes this way? Oh, what ho? You wish to run prospective dungeoneers through simulated gauntlets: dungeon games which challenge their wits, fortune and daring to prepare them for the real thing, dire beyond measure? Well you should have said something, squire! I take it you’ve read the widely acclaimed—yet not quite award worthy—YE COMPLEAT MANUAL OF UNMANNERLY FIGHTING? All the principles therein apply: use them well. Any monster worth its salt knows how to think like a warri...
