Your mom: you can't live with her, but you can't live without her. You love your mom, but she is insanely predictable. Here is a list of things your mom has probably done. --- 1. Leaves you voice mails. Then they will text you to tell you they left you a voicemail. 2. When you answer, the phone says, "Hey it's Mom!", even though you have caller ID. 3. Tells you things about your friends she found out on Facebook. "Did you know Gretta is engaged!?" 4. Fast-forwards through sex scenes. This is ...
