This is a post with an odd pedigree. I originally dreamt up this ruleset when I was 16 or 17, during one of Melbourne's summers, and it has a hallucinatory and incoherent quality which I associate with that time in my life. It has been dormant since then, but recently reemerged while I was listening to some of the music that originally put the gears in motion. Amazing how music can do that.