It’s Labor Day, and you’re probably worried sick about Dear Leader’s fragile health, his swollen ankles, his zig-zagging gait, his bruised right hand, and his incoherent speeches. Well, rest assured, you don’t need to panic. Vice President JD Vance has declared he’s ready to step in. Last week, in an interview with USA Today, Vance explained, “I’ve gotten a lot of good on-the-job training over the last 200 days. And if, God forbid, there’s a terrible tragedy, I can’t think o...
