****/****starring Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Christian Slaterwritten and directed by Mary Bronstein by Walter Chaw Mary Bronstein’s If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is brutal. It’s uncompromising in the best way–merciless–and though I’m hardly the ideal person to unpack this aspect of it, it seems to aspire, honest and true, towards Laura Mulvey’s dream of a female gaze-driven cinema. It’s a film I can see Chantal Akerman having made, in other words: a horror m...